I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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