She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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