Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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