ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
