I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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