STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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