You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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