the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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