I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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