thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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