Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I CAN MOONWALK!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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