I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so let's talk penis.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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