We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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