I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I AM VODKA MAN
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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