we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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