Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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