what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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