I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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