So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Randomize
