went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize
