Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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