There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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