Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The air taste purple.
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