if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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