Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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