Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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