You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
there is puke in my bra ... again
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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