she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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