Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
