I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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