Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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