you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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