Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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