one two three fourrrrnication!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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