summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
this will be a night to untag.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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