i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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