I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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