he shaved USA in his pubs
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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