She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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