For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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