just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
even my farts smell like vagina
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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