Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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