and i looked up. we had an audience...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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