Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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