Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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