I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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