Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
