hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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