so explain again why im purple
no
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
one might say we're banned from that church
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
