gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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