Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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