you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so let's talk penis.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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