why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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