is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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