C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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