I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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