i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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